Me: I had a great time translating today! The patient’s mom and I became good friends. In fact, she invited me to check out the Spanish church that she belongs to. I had no idea there was a Spanish church here! But now we can go on Sunday, because you said you’d go with me …
The shame. The humiliation. Halloween 2013. Never forget.
“And what is Stevens-Johnson?” she asked. “Your skin falls off,” I yell out. “Separation of the dermis and epidermis,” yelled the smarter kid. This has been a public service announcement: always think before you speak. Otherwise you’ll look stupid.
the boyfriend: I’m going to a concert tomorrow. Do you have time to go? me: Maybe. Who is it? the boyfriend: Jeff Beck. me: … like the band Beck? the boyfriend: My god. I’m dating a child.
Things I already knew, but viscerally experienced today during lecture: forensic pathology is not for the faint of heart. Another one bites the dust! I can apply for purely clinical path with no anatomical, right?
Either I locked my keys in the car while I was trying to find that spare umbrella, or the key fell out of these shallow little excuses for pockets while I was walking my dog. And it could be anywhere within about 2 acres of grass. Because I like to start my morning out with …
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